Please note that since writing this article, Trouw has closed down

Anyone who’s ever had insomnia will know how utterly pointless and unproductive it is. You’re not actually doing anything while you’re lying there not sleeping; and neither are you exactly managing high levels of productivity when you’re ‘awake’.

So, due to general exhaustion, I’m not going to tell you about Saturday’s dressed-to-kill dinner with the girls at Trouw, with its warehouse-chic decor, Connect-4 menu, amber-lit school toilets or, indeed, those dodgy plates… I’m just going to show you some photos of what we ate: